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Born in the same hospital as Post Malone.
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Raised down the street from the world's first electric chair.
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High School Valedictorian*
*in a graduating class of 20 people
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Recovering Professional baseball mascot
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Beat Dark souls 1 & 2
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ONCE HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO STEAL MARSHMELLO's JORDANS
BUT CHOSE NOT TOO
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